I like how this card is not a Fusion Monster, it doesn't have any of the effects of its monster parts, its affected by anything and gets its ass blown up. Plus its getting mauled by monsters that have very easier summoning requirements.
Komoney should remake this card.
But Komoney Komoney only value for money...
Better skill idea: if you have 2 of Suijin, Sanga or Kazejin on the field, play the third one on your field but its effects are negated, and add Gate Guardian from your deck, graveyard or banished zone to your hand.
The skill elements unite. You start off with sanga, suijin and kazejin on the field and gate guardian in your hand but you have no other cards in your hand and your life points get reduced to 500. Thats the best way to do it without wasting time putting tribute doll in your deck and etc. But if you do this, avoid dueling joey and bandit keith because of cannon soldier and ookazi.
This card is immensely flawed yes (in fact, if you started playing after age of discovery first ended, then this card really was literally useless before age of discovery was re-released), but it's not completely useless. Despite being the single hardest monster to summon in this game (except maybe great moth and perfectly ultimate great moth since cocoon of evolution is so hard to win from weevil. Even BEUD, a stronger monster, is easier to summon. Not helping thins is that gate guardian must be in your hand to be special summoned, despite the card text not saying so. This does not apply to 3*dems), it's still pretty strong. While he is vulnerable to effect monsters, fairy meteor crush (I know Big Bang Shot is another option, but he risks getting banished with BBS unlike FMC) and flamberge will negate effects and deal damage to defense mode monsters easily (just be sure to include divine wrath in case of a feint plan), plus he had immunity to blast held by a tribute (which actually isn't that useful since most players, AI and pvp alike special summon monsters these days). Either way, I don't think Konami placed this card in the card trader shop with the paradox brothers in mind.
This card probably has it's uses in the real game, but with only 3 monster spaces, it's impossible to play this card without a combination a skill, tribute doll, angler fish, whirlwind prodigy, and/or kaiser sea horse (which is an ultra rare, thanks a lot... NOT!!!)