Not really moron you do know that Ra has Phoenix mode and Sphere mode right if you seen the tv series you would know that Marik does summon phoenix mode in match with Joey and Sphere mode comes out in the duel with Mia Valentine so Ra is still the best card then Slider can easily trample Obelisk with 5 cards in your hand with Slifers attack.
Npc version: Summon all 3 Egiption God Cards because that guy over there has money. 'The Winged Dragon of Ra' has its ATK/DEF set to 4000.
Player version: Can be used when your life points are 1500 or less. Summon 'Slifer the Sky Dragon', 'Obelisk the Tormentor' and 'The Winged Dragon of Ra' in face-up attack position on your side of the field. Their ATK and DEF points are set to 0 and cannot be changed. Their battle positions cannot be changed. One 'Holactie the Creator of Light' is then placed at the bottom of your deck. This skill can only be used once per duel.
-No random Crits.