And for those who for whatever reason thinks I'm serious: no, it's a freakin' joke
Whenever I just wanna try and mess around with the Egyptian Gods I just take a standard Red-Eyes and adjust it a little to fit the Egyptian God Card of choice and tech on some cards to help it's effects. This way I can still win with the overall decent Red-Eyes engine, but I can also easily Special Summon 3 monsters in just a few turns to summon my Egyptian God. Not optima, I know, but hey, it's fun.
Ha, this is insanely too easy, just lava golem and trap cards for stalling and he's over, the only problem is if your starting hand is bad enough like 3 dark orchtros on hand... Floodgate won't work on the gods but wod is good and windstorm or curse of anubis, also golden apple