While this card is in face-up Attack Position on the field, this card is not destroyed as a result of battle. (Damage calculation is applied normally.) A monster that battled with this card cannot change its battle position, except with a card effect, or attack while this card is in face-up Attack Position on the field.
Cannot be destroyed if it's in face-up attack position.
Very low stats.
Effect is only active after it attacks or attacked.
Effect is only active when this card is present on the field.
Must always be in ATK position to prevent them being able to attack or to not be destroyable from battle.
Use Half Shut when it's in defense position to prevent it from dying, then use Windstorm of Etaqua or other card rotating effects to switch other monsters into defense position. Use Tea's skill "Holy Guard" and attack with this card to essentially stun your opponent, paralyzing and making them unable to change position and attack.
Use this card to stall turns in duels against some of LDs.
Thinking of using this in a stall deck with Magic Jammer to stop Relinquished fusion. Fairy's Hand Mirror for Order to Charge with Dreamsprite for a safe creature for mirror targets and maybe tribute fodder? Blast Held by Tribute seems like an auto-inclusion. Photon Veil to restock the deck to ensure Decking victory. Seems like it could work in theory but I don't have 3x Unhappy yet. Any suggestions for cool cards that fit in with this idea?
How come when this card attacks you, they do not take battle damage? I had this in a duel. Unhappy girl attacked my level 8 monsters, but my opponent took 0 damage. I thought card said damage still applied. WTF.