It's still a fact that you're super angry over something whimsical. I bet you also get angry on your glass of cold water leaving a wet ring on the table, because you're such an "angry" person. It's not too late to change your nasty attitude, bro.
Spam konami with as many emails as you can and beg for them to give you the skill.
if they refuse, send them more emails and be more aggressive and demanding about it.
If that doesn't work, send even more emails and be demanding and insulting to them.
Still nothing, then demand and make threats.
If that still doesn't work, break your phone in half and stomp on it a few times. That should do it