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come on konami, bring it on

Upcoming events/updates [September] 1295

Dartz is from a filler arc, so he may never be in the game

BECAUSE I'M STUPID, FU CKING FA GGOT!!! V

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[Master Duel] Bonus Pack: Legacy Pack 1

HELLO EVERYONE!!! THIS IS JUST A REMINDER THAT I AM ACTUALLY G AY!!!

Scud (DSOD) 728

I'M GOING TO SUCK SCUD'S C0CK NOW AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black Stego | Decks and Tips 13

DOES THIS MONSTER HAVE A BIG BLACK C0CK?!!! I NEED TO KNOW!!!

Axel Brodie 160

OMG! Please do. Send that video to him on Twitter. XD https://twitter.com/the_real_smk?lang=en | V

Black Luster Soldier | Decks and Tips 112

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elemental HERO Stratos | Decks and Tips 305

This works in theory. But in a real duel, you need too many resources to protect Ocean and it's easier to just play more copies of Stratos or recycle him from the GY. V

Blackwing - Jin the Rain Shadow | Decks and Tips 4

Link monsters don't have DEF. So it obviously won't work.

HERO Alliance (Skill) 6

Make sure to use the right Jaden and that you’re actually Fusion summoning. For instance, Neos Fusion doesn’t say that the monster will be fusion summoned do it doesn’t count as a Fusion Summon. V

Secrets of Dark Magic 1

Infinite Cards | Decks and Tips 27

I DON'T WANT INFINITE CARDS!!! I WANT INFINITE C0CKS!!! GIVE ME INFINITE C0CKS, KONAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knight's Title | Decks and Tips 15

@ Disgruntled Magician It's a normal spell without special activation conditions. You obviously need a face-up "Dark Magician" on your field and a "Dark Magician Knight" in your hand, deck or GY but that's all. Someone claimed it does only work with the original Dark Magician, i.e., Yugi's Dark Magician, but I have never tested it and it technically shouldn't matter.

Droll & Lock Bird | Deck and Rulings 7

I WILL AGREE WITH YOU IF YOU LET ME SUCK YOUR C0CK!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!

Mushroom Man | Decks and Ruling 56

ONCE, I HAVE TRIED TO PUT MY BUTTER SWORD INTO MY A$$!!! IT WORKED!!! BUT MY A$$ WAS BLEEDING FOR DAYS AND I COULD NOT PERFORM ANY ANAL S EX THE NEXT DAYS!!! IT WAS NOT WORTH IT!!!

How to beat/farm Scud [DSOD] Lvl 40 21

Is Super Minecraft Kid still hating? (Pulls out a belt and is ready to do some smacking.)

Asura Priest | Deck and Rulings 23

Great card but I've never managed to win a single duel when using this card.

Jerry Beans Man | Decks and Ruling 43

Still one of the best cards I have ever used. Jerry is the GOAT.

Giant Kozaky | Duel Links & Master Duel 4

Too strong for a level 4. Please nerf it.

Superdreadnought Rail Cannon Gustav Max 30

(Pulls out a belt and starts hitting Super Minecraft Kid with it.) I did not raise you to make a youtube channel for you to hate on video games except Minecraft or FNAFs. I can't believe you don't even remember your own parent's names, so you just call us Super Minecraft Dad and Mom. You are nothing but a stupid Minecraft obsessive nerd who brings disappointment to our family. Your channel deserves to be terminated. Now go put your head against the wall.

Number 47: Nightmare Shark | Deck and Rulings 33

What about shark drake

Aster Phoenix 634

Tea Gardner 248

Can I suck your ding dong please? V V

Dark Magician: deck recipe [Mar 23] 1064

Having restrictions lifted still doesn't make DM great.

Shay Obsidian Roaming Event | How to Farm Shay Lvl40 & Lvl30 73

To find. XD V

Toon Kingdom | Decks and Tips 200

Yeah, that's how chaining works. You activate card A, your opponent chains card B. First, card B gets resolved/activated and after that, your card A gets resolved/activated. That's why chained card can bypass your card in that case. V

GX World Release Campaign 62

Happy birthday seto kaiba

Number 106: Giant Hand | Deck and Rulings 8

Why shouldn't this be allowed? You can use any kind of effects that negate activations or effects during damage step. I don't see the problem here. V

Gizmek Okami, the Dreaded Deluge Dragon 2

Good card to run in a trains deck.

Gimmick Puppet: deck recipe [Nov 11] 90

XD V

How to beat/farm Primo Lvl 40 (Gate) 1

A little tip, Zombie World disables many of his trap cards.

Power of the Tributed (Skill) 116

How do I get this skill? When can I get since the event for Marik is over?

Divine Fusion (Leaked Skill) 5

Kinda weird that we don't have Divine Serpent Geh already. That card is terrible and they will never make Dartz an unlockable duelist anyway. So they could just release it. @Unknownshadow: This was a "leaked" skill back in the days that never got released. You still can't get it up to this day.

Trishula, Zero Dragon of the Ice Barrier 10

Emperor Advent (Skill) 2

Should be in your lifetime missions after unlocking Aigami V

Number 89: Diablosis the Mind Hacker | Duel Links & Master Duel 8

I'M NOT PLAYING TEAM FORTRESS 2 ANYMORE! THAT GAME IS TOO COMPLICATED FOR ME! I'M NOW PLAYING "BIG KIDS GAMES COLLECTION BUNDLE 6-IN-1 FUNNY EDUCATIONAL CHILDREN & TODDLER LEARNING PACK"! THAT GAME IS CHALLENGING WITHOUT BEING FRUSTRATING! I'M REALLY ENJOYING IT!

Watapon | Decks and Tips 18

Strongest card ever 10/10

Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon | Decks and Tips 176

ANYONE, I JUST WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT AND I WAS WONDERING: DOES THIS CARD HAVE THREE C0CKS?! WHAT DO YOU THINK?! PLEASE ANSWER THIS VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION OR I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL SUCK YOUR FU CKING C0CKS!!!!!!!

King of Games decks [January 2018] 939

WHAT THE FU CK?! I DIDN'T WRITE THAT! I AM G AY! STOP STEALING MY NAME AND PRETENDING THAT I'M NOT G AY YOU FU CKING NI GGER! I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL SUCK YOUR C0CK! STOP IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Desperado: deck recipe [Aug 6] 610

NOOOOOOO! SEND ME THE DI CK PICS INSTEAD, PLEASE! PLEAAAAAAAAAASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strike of the Monarchs | Decks and Tips 8

Because you were born this way V

Green Phantom King | Decks and Tips 1

I USED TO BE STUPID, AUTISTIC, CRINGE, UGLY, HOMOPHOBIC AND ANNOYING! BUT NOW I AM STUPID, AUTISTIC, CRINGE, UGLY, G AY AND ANNOYING! THAT'S QUITE A TRANSFORMATION, RIGHT?

Worm Jetelikpse | Decks and Ruling 6

I AM FU.CKING G.AY

Gemini Booster | Decks and Tips 3

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Rush Recklessly | Decks and Tips 44

I understand now. This is a quick spell card. Quick spells don't exist in Rush Duel. That's why you can't use it even if it has the "rush" text on it.

Skills (Yu-Gi-Oh! DM) [Mar 16] 883

Can be used on turn X onwards. If you activate this skill, you instantly win the duel. Your deck must contain a lot of stupid and weak cards that would be completely useless if it weren't for this broken skill.

Ultimate Ancient Gear Golem | Decks and Tips 272

One other way to get Ultimate Ancient Gear Golem out is to use Power Bond. It means giving up 4400 life points, but with it becoming an 8800 attack point monster, along with its special abilities, its worth it.

Rush Warrior | Decks and Tips 12

I AM FU CKING G AY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!