I'm glad I'm not the only one. I tried to use this card against a ritual moneter, and failed miserably while hoping I would draw a much needed relinquished
Guys it says Return CONTROL of all monsters on the field to their original owners NOT return all monsters on the field to their owners hands.
Key word is control. So if your opponent controls your monster you can take it back and vice versa. So use Lava golem, destroy two of your opponents monsters and then take Lava Golem back