There is some idiot who is posting as Zane Lover.
He's old.
He's from England.
He hates Konami.
He's always posting crap.
I think you guys already know who I'm talking about...
"Oh yeah, my grammar is so perfect, I spent 25 years of my life learning how to write properly, oh yeah dude, I beg your pardon, good sir, but I was wondering if you could piss on my tea cup please, thank you, gentleman."